Expect Magic-Carpet Ride to NBA Title
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by David WhitleyFiled under: Cavaliers, Celtics, Lakers, Magic, Suns, NBA PlayoffsORLANDO -- Let's get the formalities out of the way. Orlando is a Mickey Mouse town. Its only famous fan can't even show up. Dwight Howard is Dikembe Mutombo with balloon biceps.
Insult them while you can. Orlando and its nose-picking fans will laugh all the way to the NBA championship.
In case you missed it, the Magic just set the Atlanta Hawks franchise back five years. They are 31-5 since the All-Star break. Now they'll sit around, dine at the finest Waffle Houses and Perkins restaurants in the Orlando/Mickey Mouse metropolitan ...