Tell me how my %&# tastes…
If Shaq wanted Alexis Miller to explore his nether regions he will have to do it from a distance. A restraining order was granted on Georgia today against Shaq for various things just as things started looking up for him (a rejuvenation of his NBA career here in Phoenix, a blossoming rap career, and making up with his estranged wife). A judge found her claims of stalking legitimate and granted a restraining order against the big diesel.
Judge Richard Hicks granted Alexis Miller’s request on Thursday after reviewing her claims that the NBA star threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he would breathe heavily into the phone before hanging up.
The woman, a 23-year-old “independent recording artist” or otherwise unemployed named Alexis Miller who professionally goes by the name” Maryjane”, also alleged that Shaq threatened to ruin her career after she abruptly ended their physical relationship.This entire thing must be a joke and the Judge must of fell for it. MaryJane, are you kidding me?
UPDATE: TMZ’s got some disturbing documents if you are a spelling teacher including an alleged email from Shaq to Alexis that reads: “I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me.” I dont speak Jive so if anyone can translate please let me know.

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